Saturday, 17 July 2010

FACEBOOK DELETE

Deleted.

After much deliberation into what is the best profile picture to not make me look fat/ gay or drunk, I have decided to "fuck the whole lot, I’m ugly."

I really do feel it's that time.

I mean Who wants to appear sexy, successful & popular to a bunch of Farmville playing, Raoul Moat worshipping, cyber-whores anyway? (not me anymore)

So now that I'm finally one of those Self-righteous wankers, who can say to someone at a bar, "Nah, I don't have facebook." So they'll have to give me their number, rather than reject my request after seeing my naked profile-pic.

But rest assured as much as I'd like to claim, facebook is for arrogant, lying, maniacal, exhibitionist bastards, I still have twitter.

www.twitter.com/S_ss

1 comment:

  1. Its a shame you deleted your facebook as I can no longer laugh and make fun of your profile pictures. Your writing is rather witty in a depressing, swear-word fueled kind of way! More posts please!

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